so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize