I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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