Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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