So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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