i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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