we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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