guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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