Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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