is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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