i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
