Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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