He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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