so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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