It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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