i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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