stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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