Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
