sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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