my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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