Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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