On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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