Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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