this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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