Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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