So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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