So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
