If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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