Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A+ Viking dick
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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