guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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