I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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