And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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