Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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