in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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