how can u be prego again
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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