do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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