My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Randomize
