I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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