Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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