The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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