We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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