Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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