Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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