idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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