I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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