Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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