i just wanna soil my oats bro
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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