You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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