A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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