after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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