There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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