We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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