Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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