I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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