If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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