why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
