so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I looked at my own cervix.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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