I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
