Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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