So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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